Funny Phrases
5:54:00 AM Friday, September 21, 2007
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars, and he’ll believe you.Tell him a bench has wet paint, and he has to touch it.
How come SUPERMAN could stop bullets with his chest,but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
If it was only a 3 hour cruise, why did MRS. HOWELL have so many clothes.
Why is it called a HAMBURGER, when it’s made out of BEEF?
Why does SOUR CREAM have an Expiration date?
What would a chair look like, if your knees bent the other way?
If “Con” is the Opposite of “Pro”….then what is the opposite of PROGRESS?
Why is LEMON JUICE mostly artificial ingredients….but DISH WASHING LIQUID comtains real lemons?
How much deeper would the ocean be, if SPONGES didn’t grow in it?
Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
Why do we wait until a PIG is dead, to “CURE” it?
Why do we wash BATH TOWELS-aren’t we clean when we use them?