More funny phrases
5:59:00 AM Friday, September 21, 2007
I'm planning to be more spontaneous in the future.
I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one
Do you know what I hate? I hate rhetorical questions.
I married "Miss Right". Unfortunately, I didn't know that her first name was "Always".
Would I ask you a rhetorical question?
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming like his passengers.
Press any key to... No! Not THAT one!
24 hours in a day... 24 beers in a case... Coincidence?
A wife lasts as long as a marriage. An ex-wife lasts forever.
Politics: From the Greek "poli" meaning "many", and "tics" meaning blood-sucking parasite.
There is an exception to every rule, except this one.
I drive way too fast to worry about my cholesteral level.
I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words...
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
Before you borrow money from a friend, decide which you need more.