11:17:00 PM Friday, February 19, 2010
Here's a joke for today.
There's nobody tending the shop for CKU, then comes a Korean guy who wanted to buy a bra.
Jickson served him.
I went over to ask something then he asked me,
Jickson: "Bra got 75 one a not uh?"
Me: "Got ah"
Jickson: "Huh! Really uh? I tell the guy don't have leh, cause I check then only got 32 and 34"
Me: "75 is 34!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
On the way home, in the bus, there's one irritating old woman who keeps burping.
-.-
According to you
11:14:00 PM Tuesday, February 16, 2010
According to you
I'm stupid,I'm useless,I can't do anything right.
According to you
I'm difficult,hard to please,forever changing my mind.
I'm a mess in a dress,can't show up on time,even if it would save my life.
According to you.
According to you.
But according to him
I'm beautiful,incredible,he can't get me out of his head.
According to him
I'm funny,irresistible,everything he ever wanted.
Everything is opposite,I don't feel like stopping it,so baby tell me what I got to lose.
He's into me for everything I'm not,according to you.
According to youI
'm boring,I'm moody,you can't take me any place.
According to you
I suck at telling jokes cause I always give it away.
I'm the girl with the worst attention span;you're the boy who puts up with it.
According to you.
According to you.
But according to him
I'm beautiful,incredible,he can't get me out of his head.
According to him
I'm funny,irresistible,everything he ever wanted.
Everything is opposite,I don't feel like stopping it,so baby tell me what I got to lose.
He's into me for everything I'm not,according to you.
I need to feel appreciated,like I'm not hated. oh-- no--.Why can't you see me through his eyes?It's too bad you're making me dizz-ay.
According to me
you're stupid,you're useless,you can't do anything right.
But according to him
I'm beautiful,incredible,he can't get me out of his head.
According to him
I'm funny,irresistible,everything he ever wanted.
Everything is opposite,I don't feel like stopping it,baby tell me what I got to lose.
He's into me for everything I'm not,according to you. [you, you]
According to you. [you, you]According to youI'm stupid,I'm useless,I can't do anything right.